Things That Went Bump In the Night

Today a great mystery was solved when we were finally able to answer the long burning question, “What goes bump in the night?”

It all started back on May 21st, 2014.  Shae and I were laying in bed and dozing off to sleep when we heard it.

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“what is that noise?” I thought to myself while laying in bed.

“Did a bat get in, it sounds like it is coming from the ceiling”

I flipped the light on. There was nothing flying around the ceiling.

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The sound moved across the room over to the wall.

“Maybe a squirrel or raccoon got into the attic?” I said to a groggy Shae.

Tepidly I opened the attic door and walked up the steep steps. Hmmm, maybe I should have brought along some sort of weapon to fight off a rabid coon. gulp!

I made it to the top of the steps and gingerly set the light dimmer all the way down so as not to enrage the beast. <flip>

Nothing. I peak around the area above our bedroom and fail to see any intruder. I crank the lights to full brightness just to make sure the neighbors know how strange we are.

I walk back downstairs and see Shae staring at the bedroom ceiling right above where we sleep every night.

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A year later…

and the mystery noise made another appearance.  As we tossed and turned in bed trying to not think about the critter walking around feet away from our heads I devised a plan.

The next morning I cut a hole in the attic floor.

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Our bedroom has a drop ceiling that is hung from 1×2 strips.  Above that is the original lathe that held the now gone plaster.  Then above the lathe are the joist bays.  The drop down ceiling provided the perfect place for critters to scurry around unobstructed.  My plan was simple.  Break a section of lathe so that any critters could more easily move between the drop down section and the joist bay, then place traps within the joist bay.  Finally, I replaced the cut out section of flooring.

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After a few days of checking the traps and not seeing any results I left them alone and then forgot about them.  It wasn’t until today when we were cleaning up the attic that I checked them for the first time in months.

Sure enough, the home invader had been stopped with deadly force.

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It must have triggered the trap shortly after I had set it because the corpse was thoroughly desiccated.  Now we know what goes bump in the night.

Parents tripping over toys and little mice scurrying around the joists.

A note about frugality and humane killing

Old fashioned mouse traps like these are cheap at less than 50¢ a trap.  They are also a very humane way to get rid of mice.  They are designed to break the neck of the mouse, which would be a near instant death.  The last thought of this mouse was most likely, “wow this peanut butter tastes great”.

Fall Savings

It was a beautiful day today with lots of sunshine and temperatures in the mid 50s.  Frugal Boy and I took advantage of the lovely weather by playing with a free toy.  Leaves!

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Shae would have made the Ultimate Cheapskate proud by shopping at the Dollar Tree and getting loads of spices and cleaners for a mere dollar.  One example is the 50¢/oz ground ginger.  Compare that to Kroger’s Private Selection label that costs over 4 times as much at $2.05/oz!

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Dollar Tree vs Kroger

You might also be able to pick up some quality Halloween clearance candy.  Shae found a large bag of assorted chocolate for 10¢/oz.  Mmmmm.

We have also been entertaining ourselves at night with woodworking, instead of tv.  For $35, Shae and I spent five nights after Frugal Boy went to bed working on a pair of step stools.  It was tons of fun working together and making something together (okay it was more like parallel play).  Frugal Boy can now access the kitchen counter tops and gleefully pushes his little step stool around to help himself to fruit and water.

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Individual Retirement Account

Today I opened my first IRA.  It took about 15 minutes on Vanguard’s website.  If you haven’t started saving for retirement then an IRA is a great place to start (a company matched 401k is even better).

Traditional vs ROTH

One of the first questions you will encounter when opening an IRA is whether you want to open a Traditional or a ROTH account.

An IRA comes in two flavors, just like 401ks.  You can open up a traditional IRA, a ROTH IRA, or both.  The difference between the two is where the money comes from.  In traditional IRAs, the kind I just opened with Vanguard, investment money comes from pre-tax dollars.  So if I make a $1 profit from my business, that entire $1 can be invested immediately.  With a ROTH IRA, if I make a $1 profit, I pay tax on that profit and what is left over (¢85 to ¢92) gets invested.  Of course the flip side to this is that when it comes time for me to withdraw the invested money, I pay taxes on gains for a traditional whereas I would pay no taxes on a ROTH.

In short, pick a Traditional IRA or 401k if you expect to be in a lower tax bracket when you retire than you are when you are working (most everyone fits into this boat).

IRA vs 401k

If you have access to an employer sponsored 401k plan, it would probably be best to max that out ($18000/year) before opening up an IRA.  Most employers contribute some amount of money to your 401k as long as you do as well.  In essence, you get free money from your company.

IRAs are available to everyone that works and have an income.  They are also really easy to set up and give you total control over the fund choices.  However, the contribution limits are lower, only $5500 per year.

Why Not Both?

If your employer offers a 401k plan, or you are self employed and take the initiative to create your own, then you can contribute to both a 401k and an IRA.  The advantage of ‘maxing’ out both accounts is that it shields up to $18000 (401k) + $5500 (IRA) = $23500 from taxes.  Add a spouse doing the same thing and suddenly your taxable household income drops by a whopping $47,000.  Wowza, that’s about seven thousand dollars of taxes saved!

What Fund To Invest In?

Call me lazy, but I am a big fan of Vanguard’s Target Date Retirement funds.  These all in one index funds include equities and bonds in a slowly changing ratio to make the portfolio less volatile as you reach your target retirement date.  The one I am using, VFFVX (2055 target date) has a modest expense ratio of 0.18%.  I could do a bit better than that by manually managing my own three fund portfolio, but the difference that the lower expense ratio makes in extending working years can be measured in weeks.

 

Leave a question in the comments if you’d like to learn more about retirement savings.